"Men who have pierced ears are better
prepared for marriage. They've experienced
pain and bought jewelry.
Marrying a divorced man is ecologically
responsible. In a world where there are more
women than men, it pays to recycle.
All men hate to hear "We need to talk about our
relationship." These seven words strike fear
in the heart of even General Schwartzkopf.
If a man prepares dinner for you and the
salad contains three or more types of lettuce, he
is serious. No man is
charming all of the time. Even Cary Grant is on
record saying he wished he could be Cary Grant.
If a man says, "I'll call you," and he
doesn't, he didn't forget... he didn't lose your
number... he didn't die. He just didn't want to
call you.
Getting rid of a man without hurting his
masculinity is a problem. "Get out" and "I
never want to see you again" might sound like a
challenge. If you want to get rid of a man, I
suggest saying, "I love you... I want to marry
you... I want to have your children." Sometimes
they leave skid marks.
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