PROUDLY PRESENTS!

RITA RUDNER
"ON MEN"


"Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
Marrying a divorced man is ecologically responsible. In a world where there are more women than men, it pays to recycle.
All men hate to hear "We need to talk about our relationship." These seven words strike fear in the heart of even General Schwartzkopf.
If a man prepares dinner for you and the salad contains three or more types of lettuce, he is serious.
No man is charming all of the time. Even Cary Grant is on record saying he wished he could be Cary Grant.
If a man says, "I'll call you," and he doesn't, he didn't forget... he didn't lose your number... he didn't die.
He just didn't want to call you.
Getting rid of a man without hurting his masculinity is a problem. "Get out" and "I never want to see you again" might sound like a challenge. If you want to get rid of a man, I suggest saying, "I love you... I want to marry you... I want to have your children."
Sometimes they leave skid marks.



LOOK!



Which two men were the first, in 1957, to be inducted into the Baseball Hall of Fame but never played the game?
I'll give you a minute to think about it!






Times up!

It was Bud Abbot and Lou Costello,
for their "Who's on First?" routine.

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